BB10 - what a load of bollocks - Part I

You would think containing 15 or so retards in one confined space would be sadistically entertaining, but I don't think I've ever seen anything as sad or unentertaining. Yes, they are a bunch of retards and for some reason insist on using words like 'yous' and sentences like 'yuh know whort aaa meen?', when most of the time nobody has a clue what they fucking mean.

While the BB retards are asleep, BB should replace the water in the pool with acid, so the first person to swim dies a gruesome death of boils and erosion. It should be captured similarly to the scene in the Terminator where Arnie dissolves in that witches' broth. And they should keep repeating this processes of 'abbbbsolute errrlimination' (broadcasted around the BB house in an Arnie 'I'll be back' voice) until a winner remains. Now, that is exciting? The slogan for BB11 should be: 'If you don't wish to die? Then don't apply. Cunt'

To win: None, they're all aboslute fucking retards. Well, maybe Rodrigo. To say he is straightforward is a outright lie, he just seems to talk a little more sense then the rest. Also, he has a cute haircut and looks like a Brazilian orphan who has several pet monkeys and secretly dances in his bedroom. Or new bloke: Kenneth. He is such a massive tosspot, he's entertaining. Tom (the toff) looks like a swollen, bloated Ken doll. He looks like he needs to be popped, maybe that new gay housemate (the Vivienne Westwood one) could use his dick. Marcus needs a shave. The blonde with the massive tits needs a good square meal. Noirin needs a humble pie smashed in her face. And the rest, well they are all nameless vessels, we can call them furniture.

Word to the wise

All my good life I have spelled/spelt 'definitely' in the correct fashion. While the numbnuts around me spelled/spelt it 'definately, definetely and definatley'. I was being exposed more regularly, to misspelled variations of the word definitely, that eventually these poor renditions permeated my sense of spelling, and the misspellings integrated into my once correct, lexicon. So, if I have ever sent the word 'definatley' to you, I'm sorry, its not my fault, blame everybody around me, the fucking retards.