Friday, 15 May 2009

Gravy train goes kaboom!

Below is the full list of the MP's allowances and claims, and it's not just Gordon's backbenchers doing the dirty, all the fuckers were at it (but mainly Labours and the Torys). The worst claims are the husband/wife double claims, each spouse claiming thousands for the same, shared second home.
Malik, Shahid £185,421
Byrne, Liam £178,116
Ryan, Joan £173,691
Norris, Dan £172,733
Farron, Tim £172,327
Doran, Frank £171,836
MacNeil, Angus £169,971
Levitt, Tom £168,660
Salmond, Alex £166,814
Mundell, David £166,598
Joyce, Eric £164,180
Gwynne, Andrew £164,110
Devine, Jim £163,402
McDonagh, Siobhain £163,226
Hesford, Stephen £162,850
Johnson, Diana R £162,584
Milburn, Alan £160,888
Taylor, Matthew £160,831
Gardiner, Barry £160,464
Rogerson, Dan £160,440
George, Andrew £160,379
Flello, Robert £159,548
Sarwar, Mohammad £159,341
Taylor, Dari £159,178
Willis, Phil £159,147
Reed, Jamie £159,088
Bruce, Malcolm £158,580
Robertson, Angus £158,151
Grogan, John £158,013
Connarty, Michael £157,769
Donohoe, Brian H. £157,663
Butler, Dawn £157,311
Carmichael, Alistair £157,184
Alexander, Danny £157,153
Balls, Ed £157,076
To name but a few.

On this note, I honestly believe if people like Sacha Baron Cohen, Peter Kay and Ricky Gervais ran the country, we wouldn't be having these issues. There probably wouldn't even be war. Also, one of the MPs is called Ed Balls, with a name like that, you really wouldn't want to draw even more attention to yourself... Mate, it's called strategy yeh.

Sometimes a half-truth can be more pernicious then a complete falsehood. The MP's shouldnt spacegoat their "confusion over expenses" on the speaker for the House of Commons. Fine, the speaker should resign, but his resignation is not tantamount to the regulation of MP's expenses. Taking advantage of a system, means one knowingly took the piss. If it exists and you have no qualms about milking it - then you will?! They shouldn't attempt to absolve themselves by shouting at the speaker or asking him for his resignation date as; a) it's not entirely his fault; and b) the fella looks like he might go into cardiac arrest at any minute.

5 comments:

  1. That list just went on and on, disgraceful!

    They are clearly using the speaker as a scapegoat for all their wrong doings, looking to pass the buck now they have been caught with their preverbial pants down. Very fitting image!

    Yet with this said, would I exploit a feeble system, knowing I could claim thousands. Yes, but not at the expense of funding to run my country.

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  2. It's horrendous. An MP's salary is exceedingly generous - if you decide to become an MP, you should pay for your own biscuits, vintage champagnes and duck islands.

    They shouldn't be using taxpayer's money as a company credit card! And if they bill the taxpayer, it should directly benefit us. Why should we pay for some husbands pornography stash or pay the rent for their toff of a son.

    These people are hopeless, and cannot be trusted. I'm reluctant to vote in this general election, only reason I am is to make sure the BNP do not gain any more seats!

    I agree with you, I PROBABLY would exploit a system, BUT, not if my profession was an MP.

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  3. Also - the pigs are cute and oinky, aren't they? Most of the MP's are fuggly-old fraudsters :)

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  4. I don't know I definetly give that Ed Balls a go, his name alone musters up an attraction to him, let alone his excessive expliotation of our countries money!

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  5. In Ballsy's defence - he was probably bullied throughout boarding school and now he's claiming what (he thinks) society owes him, from years of abuse.

    Whatta' scrotum.

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